fen:"oh yes, because your's is brimming with love."
dylus:"leave my marriage out of this."
fen:"fine,
it's just i found someone else..."
dylus:"i bet they look like a monkey..."
fen:"they do not! they are the most wonderful person i have ever met. and i truly love them!"
dylus:"well,
i hope you haven't lost your..."
fen:"i'm not a virgin so neh. and he's an elf..."
dylus:"one of those beasts?!"
fen:"don't you dare call them that!"
dylus:"or what, little fen?"
fen:"or i'll--"
"fen?"
leo:"what's happening?"