guy: who the heck are you?! i thought lance lived here...
bastian: wha--? i'm bastian, lance's... er...
guy:
what, huh? i know my cousin is too "morally superior" to actually have a servant or simething.
bastian: cousin?
guy:
yeah, apparently his father was my mother's cousin or something. so who are you?
bastian: i'm sebastian, like i said. i'm gonna become his...son... what's your name?
guy: my father calls me
benjamin baer but normal people call me ben. and son? aren't you a little too old to have a 30 year old father?
bastian:
it's a long story...
ben: then you better tell me...
ben: nice underwear by the way...
