
lance: sir... at least look like you're enjoying it.
dylus: gawd, how did you even talk me into this...
lance:
well, cuz i'm persuasive and--

lance stopped when he saw...

...a blue haired girl make her way towards them...

nami-sue: hello mr gardener!
sparky was definitely not enjoying nami's company...

dylus: what do you want?!
nami: oh nothing, just thought HOW much you loved that report i did last night..
lance's
blood began to boil...

lance: you grossly took all that out of context, and completely misrepresented dylus' good character!
nami,
with mock shock: I WOULD never do that! i'm just giving the people what they need to hear...

lance felt so angry at how nami sue could justify her actions and he felt at the end of his rope.
lance: WHAT?
YOU ARE A COMPLETE LIAR AND IF YOU WERE A MODEER--

nami: oh ho ho, but i'm not. i'm a FAEREN citizen, meaning you people can't lay a finger on me...

nami:
i know what you've been doing to those elves. you murdered my family and i'm making sure you pay for it.
so don't expect me to suddenly disappear, cause i'm not.
nami: come, my brain deprieved one...we have more people to meet...
sparky: god nami, why can't you be not
a bitch for one night?
nami: why can't YOU be not a dumbass for one night?
sparky:....

dylus and lance stood there dumbfounded. they knew they had created a new enemy. one they could not do anything about...