Foreshadowings of threats

Foreshadowings of threats

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Fen: So... Wow... It hasn't changed much since I left, has it?

It kinda shocked him... Last year it felt so much has changed, but seeing his old home left so... unchanged kind of... scared him.

Dylus didn't know what to say really. He always really sucked at this comfort crap.

Dylus: You know Lance... Seeing Fen and Red together.... You... you do know I do... care about you... even if I don't always show it...

Damnit, damnit, damnit! Dylus was stumbling worse than a three legged turtle... WHY was it so damn hard to say such stupid words?

Because it came from his encased heart, he realised. He tried to bury so much of his emotions for such a long time, it was so hard to release them all at once.

Lance: Of course I know... You're someone who does things than say them... I know that, and I love you for it.

Lance did know how much Dylus cared. It was a feeling beyond describable words... He leaned in to show what his words mean...

SNAP

Sparky: hehehehe...

Dylus: You lil' motherf--

Nami-Sue: Now, now, now Mister Dylus... No need for crude language... It'll against our censorship code... Heheheh, now I can see it! Dylus and his manservant in a Sexual Scandal!

Fen: Nami...? Is that all you care about?

Nami Sue: F-Fen?

Yep, that guy still made her weak at the knees. How... how can he be alive? Nami thought to herself. She, herself, saw him drown himself a year ago....

Fen: Yeah, it's me...

His voice... It wasn't so girly, but it wasn't deep either. it was just so perfect to hear... Nami just froze...

Fen: Why are you doing this to my brother?

Nami sue was taken aback... Who was this Fen?! Seriously, she knew he was nice, but this was way too saintly even for her tastes.

Nami sue: WHAT? I thought you hated your brother! Why the hell do you care what happens to him?!

Fen just held her hand and looked into her eyes.

Fen: He's really not that bad... Honestly... Please, I'm asking you as a friend, not Dylus' brother, to stop this smear campaign against him...

Nami Sue looked at Fen... She wanted so much for him to love her but he couldn't... Hurt burned her heart as she remembered those nights wishing for him to love her...

Nami her hand away.

Nami: NO! DO YOU THINK I'LL JUST STOP CUZ YOU'LL BAT YOUR EYES AT ME AND SAY SOME SENTIMENTAL MUSH? AS IF!

Lily: Dang, you were right about her being a grade A bitch...

Bastian: So should we put your plan into motion?

Lily: Definitely.

Nami: What the--?

Ben: Yo faghag! Listen to Fen for once and stop being a bitch! Especially to my cousin!

Nami: You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

Ben: Cuz it is a bad thing, you dumb bitch! Noone likes a girl being a bitch just cuz all that girl does is spread misery!

heh, Bastian must've infected his mind more than Ben thought...

Lily: Why hello there stranger...

Sparky: h-hello?

Lily, deadpanned: Look at me. I am being molested by this camera guy. Oh help. Oh help.

Bastian, snapping pics: Nice to see you got emotion.

Sparky: Guh buh wuh?!

Lily, still deadpanning: Oh look. Now he's trying to have his way with me. Help. Oh help.

Sparky: Guh buh wuh?

Bastian: Oh look at the headlines. Pesky reporter's cameraman molests an underaged elven girl. A pic is worth a thousand words and I got five! This doesn't seem to bode well for your cameraguy, which I know who wants to be a teacher and having this on his record is very bleak for a such a future.

Sparky: H-have the pics... I won't out those guys...

Lily: Haruhi Suzumiya, eat your heart out...

Nami: WHAT?! Sparky you moron! That could've been our big break!

Ben: And your bitchiness knows no bounds. Sparky wants a future too and you're seriously cold for wanting to take that away.

Nami thought for a moment...

Nami: FINE! For peanut's sakes, I'll leave you guys alone! Get the hell up Sparky!

Fen felt a kind of sadness pass through him knowing he'll never make up with a old friend. He inwardly sighed, knowing that all problems don't get easily solved like an online story you read about gay guys.

Fen: Lily. you know what could've happened when you came here. Elves could've--

Lily: Yeah yeah, but I *had* to help Bastian stop that pyscho bitch cuz it's on my list to blackmail someone using a plotdevice stolen from an anime!

Fen: Your dress is nice though...

Dylus: Um thanks for at least trying... Hopefully she'll leave us alone now.

Fen: Don't worry, Lily will probably photoshop Nami's face onto a pic of Vanessa Anne Hudgens or something...

Dylus: Thanks... bro..

Fen: You're welcome.... bro...

Lily: I hope we can be super special awesome friends Basty!

Bastian: Um... okay...

Fen waved goodbye before him and Lily's presence was gone like a flame in the wind...

Lance: Bastian, you know you shouldn't let girls just be---

Bastian: I'm sorry Lance... But Lily insisted and she's very... belligerent.

Lance: *sigh* But thanks for getting rid of that pest though...

Ben: I thought you were awesome...

Bastian: Thanks *smile*

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Bastian: So... this guy... You've known him for how long?

Ben: Since I was six... He's been there for me and me for him... He stayed by me when alot of people weren't. I swear you guys would be awesome friends.

Bastian: But isn't he gay too...? You guys could've...

Ben: Gay guys can be friends too without jumping each other's bones you know...

Bastian: I know... It's just I'm really nervous about meeting your friend's family. I mean... I know you HAVE to go back, but still...

Bastian: Look at me worrying about trivial things. You must be freaking about the whole transformation thing.

Ben: Kinda...

Bastian, sitting on the trunk: What happens? I only read a bit about it, but still..

Ben: Well basically, if you got dominating faeren genes, you're gonna get these powers when you turn mature...

Bastian: Mature?

Ben: Most faeren guys it's about 16 ish.... Since my element is Wind related, my power would be able to control air...

Bastian: But isn't there a 50/50 chance you could horribly mutate or something?

Ben: That's why I need you there... I'm really, kinda, sorta... scared... about this...

Ben: I'm gonna look really, really, really different even if this turns out good and I'm wondering if you would still be there...

Bastian: Of course... Before I met you i was so lonely, you couldn't believe it... I just wanted to live a life you read in books and where you weren't so alone... Meeting you and now being able to hold you is the greatest feeling ever...

Ben: I want to... I want to show you my... markings...

Bastian: wow...

Ben: It means Air... What my element will be...

Bastian: T-thanks for showing me.

Ben: Will you be there when I turn?

Bastian: I will...

Bastian held Ben closer than he ever did before... Even if they were so young, they were so wild, Bastian knew his love for Ben wouldn't disappear overnight... Even if they didn't know what will happen, Bastian was so grateful knowing Ben will be there...

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Lance: I'm so tired... I think i'm have a cold or something...

Dylus: I'll give you a nice backrub... along with other things...

Lance: Mmmmm, you had me at backrub...

Dylus: hopefully it isn't just a backrub you want...

Trauna: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DYLIE!!!!!!!! WHO'S YOUR DELICIOUS MAN FRIEND? WILL I GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS?!

Dylus: Why the hell are you here?

Trauna: UM MAHHHHH! YOU SAID A BAD WORD! I WAS JUST HERE TO TELL YOU YOUR DADDY IS AWAY ON VACATION AND THAT YOU MIGHT BE A BIT LONELY...

Dylus: Listen Trauna, you caught us at a bad time. Lance and I have alot of hard work that has to be worked through all night. Again and again and again.

Lance: yeah, so get the hell out!

Was that jealousy Lance felt? Of course it was! She was intruding on HIS man and their sex time. Also, look at her disgusting display of boobs! What a slut, Lance thought bitterly.

Trauna: Oh dun be soooo mean, Mr Lancey~! You got such beautiful hair. Does the carpet match the curtains? Ehehehehehe...

Her laugh was indescribably intorlerable. It was a mix of scratch nails on a blackboard, a broken squeak toy and your eardrums bursting in a horrifically graphic way.

Lance: That is none of your bussiness and leave Dylus to his important work, you no good fluzy!

Trauna: I'M LIEK, NOT! aND DID YOU CALL ME SLOW? CUZ I'M...

...

NOT! COCK BOY!

Trauna: HUMPH!

Lance wondered how she could've held her head up without releasing her bboobs...

Lance: How in the world did you ever got caught up with her?

Dylus: My father set us up.

Lance: Didn't you reject her or something?!

Dylus: I didn't realise you were the jealous type...

Lance: I didn't realise how slutty whores would whore their way to you in such a whore like manner. Sluttily.

Dylus: So you don't me when i'm a slutty whore?

Dylus: Trauna is just some dumb skank, you're something way different...

Lance: Curse you and your hotness...

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Fen yawned wearily... What a busy day... At least he could read a few pages of his mother's diary...

He crawled quietly beside Leo... Leo looked so peace laying there... and so sweet holding that bear... Fen just smiled...

He debated whether or not to wake Leo to read the diary with him... But Fen realised this was something he could only do...

He waited so long to find out how his mother was like... he had so many questions and he sincerely hoped that this could answer them...

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Author's notes...

Dramatic irony. Abundant on some many levels in this...

This is officially Nami sue's last ep cuz she's just there and blah.

I'm still officially fanboying over the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya. Lily's dress and general hairstyle is a nod to Mikuru, the redhead who gets molested in the anime xD

Ben and Bastian = awesome squishiness... Be's friend was already seen before...

Trauna is just... yeaaaaah. She's based on a very toxic girl I know and has characteristics of several hags in my life... and yes, lance does get jealous....

and if anyone is a major nerd, they'll realise fen finding his mother's diary is a plot device I stole from the book "mystery of the cupboard" from the indian in the cupboard book series.

this also means i'm devoting a full ep for the diary entries and leo's dreams and alternating between past and present... wish me luck.

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