griffin:"..and then maybe he'll teach me a few moves about origami."

 

flick:"it's paper folding griffin. you're talking about martial arts, aren't you?"

 

lily:"your hat looks stupid."

 

griffin:"remember sun protection? i'll still be healthy and have smooth skin wearing this hat and you will be all wrinkly and people will call you--"

 

lily:"they'll call me well lived. anyways, i wouldn't want to end up like a pale, skinny, scared rabbit like a certain griffin we know..."

 

griffin:"well--"

 

flick:"he's here~!"

 

 

trad:"well, you must be the o'trudgens."

 

leo:"yeah, i'm leo. those guys are lily, flick and griffin."

 

trad:"you guys aren't gonna kidnap me or beat my head in with a bat or--"

 

leo:"dude, you think we can do any of that to you?"

 

trad:"well..."

 

leo:"cool. anyways, there's one thing i have to warn--"

 

 

rabid fangirls:"SQUEEEEEEEEE~!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOSH~! IT'S HIM~! IT'S TRAD! OMG~!!!!1"

 

girl 1:"CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?!!!"

 

Trad:"er...."

 

Girl 2:"CAN I BE THE MOTHER OF YOUR UNBORN CHILDREN?!"

 

Trad:"um..."

 

Girl 3:"CAN I HAVE A STRAND OF YOUR HAIR SO I CAN CLONE YOU AND HAVE MY OWN SLAVE?!!!!"

 

Trad:"...?!"

 

Leo:"-- rabid fangirls..."

 

 

leo:"::sigh:: look~! is that a picture of orlando bloom on that telephone post?"

 

rabid fangirls:"SQUEEEEE~!!!!! OMG~! THIS IS SO EXCITING~! ETC, ETC...~!!!!!!"

 

 

leo:"er, yeah. welcome to jayfield."

 

trad is just shocked.

 

 

trad:"and i thought being kidnapped was scary!"

 

leo:"well, not every jayfielder that crazy."

 

trad:"who were they?"

 

leo:"apparently three vintage girls who are stuck in fangirl mode. about twenty or thirty years in human years."

 

trad:"gosh, they don't look a day over 1 human year..."

 

leo:"two words. plastic surgery."

 

trad:"ohhhhhhh."

 

flick:"well, we'll meet ya back home..."