allison:"howdy sleepyhead!"

 

trad:"huh?..allison?"

 

 

trad:"ALLISON?!! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"

 

allison:"good morning to you too, mister grumpy gus."

 

trad:"but-- but-- but i'm... not decent yet!"

 

allison:"pish posh, i've seen more guys with less on."

 

trad:"is that some kind of bumper sticker?"

 

allison:"actually yes. i got a few in my car. you want one?"

 

trad:"er... no."

 

 

allison:"anywho, judging from the lack of scrunched up dried tissues, your bedsheets quite dry and lack of reports of anyone getting up during the night, i say you have nothing to worry about."

 

trad:"is that suppose to comfort me while i'm in my underwear?!"

 

allison:"ah, to me, if it isn't briefs, it ain't underwear."

 

trad:"er...yay?"

 

 

allison:"anyway, aren't you gonna offer me a seat?"

 

trad:"what?!... oh right..."