trad:"la de da~! i'm walking down an ordinary street as an ordinary action doll. nothing possibly could ruin--"
crazy aussie:"EXCUSSSSE ME MATE! WATCH YER'SELF THERE! this place is teeming with wild crocs!"
trad:"ahhhh! "
trad:"wait a second. crocs? there are no crocs here!"
crazy aussie:" ARE yoo telling tellin' me how ter do my job?"
trad:"no, it's just this is a sidewalk and the mayor's too cheap to buy plastic animals...."
crazy aussie:"crikey! you're an american!"
trad:"er..."
crazy aussie:"now folks, i'll have to tranquilise him..."
trad:"WHAT?!"
crazy:"..cause americans get a tad cranky when they're stressed..."