lance:"where in the world is that halfwit? 20 years and this is the first time he's gone AWOL without telling me..."
lance:"sir?!"
dylus:"no shit lance..."
lance:"oh thank goodness! where have you been?!"
dylus:"...?!"
dylus:"get off! what are you talking about?! i was only gone for an hour tops."
lance:"er, sir, you were gone
for ten hours. the guests are arriving and you are expected in the main room in ten minutes."
